If your shower doesn’t include every one of these positions, are you even washing yourself?
Y’all never just have a lay in the shower?
Why is the shower head so low? Or is this dude 7.5 feet tall?
This is how most showers are to 6½’ tall people
ABABABABABABABABABABABABAB for 20 minutes while also trying to wash.
spin cycle initiated
You do not want to know about E through P.
Ever had a C day? I’ve had a C day.
C when you think about life and just ending it all
I do C, but facing the other way.
Not a fan of waterboarding yourself?
Just constant cycling between A and B for the most part
D is how I save money on toilet paper
Downward dog.
Q is probably how the ladies do it.
We don’t do static showerheads, we have handheld showerheads over here, so… we’re all over the place 😂.
E through P are the forbidden ones
Both A and B are tall people problems. I hate staying at a hotel where the nozzle is at about 60in and I can only water my nipples.
I do a handstand and put the showerhead in my ass. We are not the same.
C all the way. Sit there and let the dandruff shampoo do its job. Relaxing. Not with my head in the water of course.
Everyone does P. Those who say they don’t are lying
