fedora (Sped Up)
Looks like someone discovered dnf5
They’re working on a way to project ads onto your closed eyelids and count that as engagement. It’s technically eyeballs. Maybe the brand makes it into your dreams.
ad paused please, resume watching – please, resume watching – …
LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS!
If a scientist group figured out that overexposition to ads decreases the efficiency (zoning out) you think the market would deflate?
ad agencies would start sell their ads as “non-tiring” or whether bullshit marketing term they come up with and nothing else would change.
Moneymen will gladly burn the entire planet down into slag if they though it could get them one more penny every monthmarket researchers have figured this out several decades ago
and no the market hasn’t deflated so there’s your answer
No, not at all. Sure the rich want to be richer, but hurting the poor is a goal in and of itself in our world.
It’s a prisoner dilemma situation. It doesn’t matter how effective the ads are on an absolute scale, but a relative one. The aim is to get more facetime than your competition. Unfortunately, any company that opts out gets flattened.
Incidentally, this is why tobacco companies loved the ad ban (at least in the UK). It had long reached the point where they couldn’t encourage many people to smoke. They were advertising to cancel out the poaching of customers by other brands.
because of the bitlocker encryption shit ,ive6been pushed over the edge, and am about to Begin installing mint, when i get a usb stick
So there’s this company called flock safety. They provide license plate cameras for the majority of police departments in the US. They’re talking about providing another service in order to do traffic analysis. It won’t be too long until they start selling data to advertising companies. You would say, so what they can’t know who I am based on a licence plate. Guess what? If you go to a gas station they could take a picture of your license plate and corelate it with your credit card in order to find your name. Imagine driving down the road and having targeted ads on a billboard.
What should I add in this one?:
Sir, would you like some content with your ads ? A bit of water maybe?
Some people take the weirdest things far too seriously
What a highly ironic statement to make. Go download yourself some self-awareness.
Lmao
You:
And some people get upset by the smallest things
I’m sure that sounds familiar to someone…
Happy you threw your two cents in?
Who are you again?
Lol oh wow you really “got me” there!
Genius at work in littletranspunks shop.If you can’t remember 5 hours ago, I recommend changing what you do.
I just choose not to remember people that aren’t important to me. You don’t live in my head rent free, but thanks for letting me live in yours rent free
Because responding to a imtwelveandverysmart reply is living anywhere lmao Grow up
No UwU
Idk, I don’t think creating a Spotify playlist is taking things seriously at all
Having it live in your head so much that you take the time to do it is a bit much.
I don’t think this took more than 5 minutes. It’s a joke, relax.
The sad life of a comedian, need to live with the joke in their heads until they make the joke…