Paracetamol
Fell on it.
No you didn’t.
One in a million chance!
Humminum humminum nmimminim.
Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT
Crash test dummies?
You summoned some shit with that last word
Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.
None can read. What I’ve written.
“WAKE UP! You’re in a simulation!”
“Take as needed until symptoms improve”
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
Glooooooria
Which one of you bitches! Wants to dance?
Honk twice a day if you can read this
You skipped that apple again.
Don’t eat suppository this time
He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.
He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.
One who runs behind car gets exhausted.
“Don’t believe everything you read”
It’s either lupus or sarkoidosis
