Discovering the upper limits to what the human mind can retain and just constantly forgetting all the shit you used to find important.

OP mistakenly thinks KMFDM stands for “Kill Mother Fuckin’ Depeche Mode”, which it certainly doesn’t.

I adore ciabatta, but it’s way too chewy to make a good burger bun

The fish part of fish and chips. No thanks on the malt vinegar. Y’all can keep your dirty foot water away from my fishies thanks.

what a hoopy frood.

I guess we gotta burn that bridge when we come to it.

Why does he look so much like Pete Davidson

Cue all the Canadians pretending anyone gives a shit about their goofy chamfered square deck screws.

tf is so bad about Dusti Rose?

I mean… Sofie’s just kind of a glorified personal assistant who folds immediately.