This thing is fucking cool. You don’t even need the button. It doubles as a fan if you put on the floor.

It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”

I only use this when I’m chasing away kids

I suppose corn syrup has a unique feel to it.

Oh man, now you’re just gonna have to make something fresh to snack on. Bummer

Uncle Bernie to the rescue!

This one hurts in the feelz.

cowards

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I like to think about it as all three going up.

And a Liberals meet and greet just off to the side there.

The dog is still there, you just can’t see it from this perspective.

Am I supposed to know who the guy is? Is the joke that he is the cat?

I don’t know about that slice of pie between the legs

I’ll have some minty # 1 in one cup and fruity # 4 in another

My room is still messed up, and I know why! Yea-yeah!

Your extensive research into this subject is vital.

You should see their underground selection.

Now play Crazy Rap by afroman to balance it all out.

You got it all wrong. I ain’t have sex with katie. Lysol had sex with katie. I just filmed it.