it’s just a jerk-thing.

That’s not very skibidi of you to say.

I’m a Millennial and I’m happy to report I’ve appropriated “skibidi”. I really, really enjoy watching younger people die a little inside every time I use it.

Does that make me a dad even if I don’t have any kids?

Will AI steal their jobs? 70% of professional programmers don’t see artificial intelligence as a threat to their work.

If your job can be replaced with GPT, you had a bullshit job to begin with.

What so many people don’t understand is that writing code is only a small part of the job. Figuring out what code to write is where most of the effort goes. That, and massaging the egos of management/the C-suite if you’re a senior.

It takes a real class-act to happily play a parody of himself.

He was a true American treasure.

This is the whole idea behind Turing-completeness, isn’t it? Any Turing-complete architecture can simulate any other.

Reminds me of https://xkcd.com/505/

It’s an ideal that’s only achievable when you’re able to set your own priorities.

Managers and executives generally don’t give two shits about yak shaving.

Tip #1: if you’re gonna post your programming blog to social media, make sure it can handle the traffic…?

Don’t show them this, it’ll shatter their reality

Raise your hand if you think laying off employees en-masse right before an earnings call should be a crime punishable by death:

✋

^(Only somewhat kidding.)

Seriously though, this is is even extremely misleading to shareholders. It’s blatant manipulation of the numbers, how is it not illegal?

Ffs, are the Danish getting uppity again? It’s been a quiet few hundred years

And think about this: unlike celery, it’s a true calorie-negative snack.

Cause, you know, thermodynamics.

This is the only correct answer.

Bruh if I’m eating something out of a can it might be because I’m too lazy and lacking in foresight to cook shit and freeze it ahead of time.

Bruh if I’m eating something out of a can it might be because it’s 3 AM and I’m too lazy to cook for myself.

I got a can of these Pork and Beans cause my dad used to feed them to me as a kid and I was craving them.

Skimpflation is real ya’ll. There wasn’t a single piece of meat in the whole fucking can. And it was blander than I remember. I threw out most of it cause I couldn’t see myself finishing it.

My last optometrist refused to tell me what my prescription was. I should have insisted, they’ve since closed up shop.

You know, I always figured optometry involved like, super complicated math and shit.

Turns out it’s just basic arithmetic.

Kinda like programming, in a way.

Something that occurs once a hour has a frequency of 277.777… μHz

(That’s part of the joke.)

(Unless you’re also saying that to be a contrarian, then well played.)

It doesn’t stay straight when it’s waving