It’s when the teacher puts his nuts on his students face, seems like a reasonable response to forgetting a protractor.

Guess I’m the only one who read her post and thought the wives were the ones following the young Women.

I recall that from Istanbul (not Constantinople) - They Might Be Giants

She should probably just head to the Winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

It’s a useful ingredient for things like clam chowder. I don’t think anyone is suggesting to drink it straight like apple juice.

Aren’t you supposed to use a different distro every 3-4 weeks? No worry of maintaining at that point, problem solved.

I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.

Looks like you can’t even opt out without specific legal reasoning based on their opt out policy

Sure, it’ll save a few lives, but millions will be late!

Reminds me of the South Park Fantastic Easter Special episode where the rabbit ends up being Pope since they knew that man could be corrupted, but bunnies were pure.

Except cats can be assholes, so might not be the best comparison.

If their boss was being a problem, make sure you don’t tell them specific details about how the employee helped. Especially if the employee bent some rules or otherwise went above what they should have. It might get the employee in trouble.