Judas: You are about to come into some money.
But you may have to hang around for a bit.
“Betrayal may come with a kiss. Be wary of false friends.”
“You just ate Chinese food”
“The future will leave you hanging.”
“Your future will be nailing.”
“What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.
Raise your hands high because you’re going to nail the future
“Which one of you losers is paying this bill”?
“You will find true love on Flag Day.”
Having many loving disciples can never be spoiled by an occassional traitor.
“Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 40, 10, 4, 34”
5sf’s Fortune Cookies comes to mind
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Someone you know will surprise you
Something random
You are not the imposter.
