no you cant tell anyone youre going to die, you have 24 hours starting now
Maybe hire a hooker. Feed my dog a steak. Write a will. Test drive a hellcat. Hire another hooker.
I’d do it in that order too
hookers are rape
guess i’d buy a rifle and take my best shot at improving the world
I’d probably spend the day doing nice things for my wife
try to meet with or call everyone i love and tell them how much i love them
steal someone’s credit card and go buy a bunch of weed (it’s legal here). after also eating a great meal, I’d go get high in Central Park and just walk around, enjoying the views until I died.
the person would report the card stolen and get the (relatively small) charges stricken/refunded, so I’m not worried about the ethics of that.
As funny as it is to make fun of you and your 7 alt accounts this comment is actually concerning. Please visit your friends and family in real life more.
Don’t do whatever this is.
no clue what you’re talking about… you seem to be imagining things
I’m serious. Please talk to your friends and family.
seek help
edit: oh, it’s a hexbear troll…
Nothin. Anything I’d want to do would cost money, and money is the thing I dont have.
Maybe speed things along if nothing else.
we don’t need money, just credit. It’s not like we’ll need to pay it off.
You got 24 hours left to live. You aint getting no credit anywhere fast enough to use before the end of the day.
duh
that assumes you already have a credit line, as one should.
IM GONNA POOOOOOST
