Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft!
Yep. It’s always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.
Minecraft? Lol
You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity
Portal!
You’re finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
answer
Stardew Valley
Yep!
Damn, on point sir
Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.
you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave
Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).
A guy goes to work and encounters unexpected events
Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let’s go explo-YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won’t let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can’t quite make it. It’s in the blood.
Hades?
Correctamundo!
You’re an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.
italian plumber crushing turts
Guys, I have the best idea - guys! I hav- Guys! Best Idea! - I have the best idea ever! Guys! Listen! We’ll put 64 huge rockets on a tiny pod and then forget to add parachutes. Brilliant.
a gun that makes holes
not bullet holes
You’re looking for a gun. A gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes.
