This guy has never heard of quantum ducks
Schrödinger’s Duck
Came here to write this… Man you’re good.
What you didn’t know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!
Duck Tales? More like Everything Tales!
Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?
platypus
- Hot Dog
- Not Hot Dog
What about parts of a hot dog?
What if I ate a hot dog?
You wouldn’t claim a hot dog is not a hot dog anymore after I took a bite, right?
If parts of a hot dog are a hot dog, when do they become non-hotdog in my intestines?
Came here to make the same joke. Am not disappoint.
What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?
It depends on your definition of duck
Makes sense to me
Fewer than 5% of adult cats have a driver’s license.
There’s a linear algebra joke that can complement this one and goes like this:
Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck, but almost everything that is not a duck, if examined very closely or in really short time intervals, it behaves as a duck and you can apply duck methods to it.
Platypus?
Heretic! How dare you!?
What about half a duck?
How crispy we talking?
More like law of excluded middle amirite?
Mathematical constructivists hate this meme
Very strong Law of the Excluded Mallard vibes here.
Aren’t you forgetting Goduck’s Incompleteness Theorem?
wrong. duck fetus