cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513
I really hope this won’t become some sort of tradition now
Trump looks like shit.
You are what you eat I guess.
Dude’s like a billion
Accurate.
Continuing a proud tradition.
Fanta originated in Nazi Germany because they couldn’t source the ingredients for the Coke recipe.
A propaganda boy, and in more than one sense.
The next four years are going to be very interesting to watch. If the first try was disastrous, the second is poised to be even worst.
America, you were once a country that could muster respect.
America, you were once a country that could muster respect.
Were they, though…?
A long, long, time ago.
In a galaxy how far away?
Far, far, away.
DIET!?!?!?
A virgin Cuba Libre?
Trump looks very aged
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“please let us keep doing death squads to union leaders”
Hide-the-pain Trump?
Let me get this right. He’s winning a paper commercial label with gum on it?
Everyone is lining up to kiss his puckered arsehole.
I doubt it’s puckered at that age unfortunately
Like goatse, his turds fall freely
It would’ve cost $0 not to have made this comment.
Gives another meaning to the log cabin republicans
Smooth as a barry sax riff.
puckered
Considering the amount of Russian dick that man takes, I’d think by now his anal sphincter is pretty well destroyed.
All these CEOs are tripping over themselves to lap up a cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin’s cum
I’ve seen a lot of wild shit on the internet, but cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin’s cum is right up there with the wildest
We used to just call it Santorum
My wife and I have been paying attention to which companies are making significant donations to conservatives, and have been avoiding doing business with them, but now it’s getting tough as everyone is expected to kiss the ring. It’s about to the point where it might be easier to make a list of companies that haven’t.
Right on the lips you say?
He’ll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can’t keep up anymore.
We need that for all the politicians. Only a tiny handful would have blank jackets.
This would be a good use case for AR—just slip on your glasses and see all their sponsors’ logos adjusted to scale according to the size of their
bribedonationsIf the plebes have to wear a uniform to their minimum wage drug tested job so should our elites
What if we put the stocks their trading as well?
Great idea! A little stock ticker! Throw some LED lights on that bitch like it’s an outfit for a rave!
We need to make this brilliant idea a real thing. Great project for people who are good at and enjoy photo manipulation.
Based on my experience with humans, the ruling class would probably get this turned around to the point where people vote based on how popular various brand names are. It might even reduce the amount it takes to buy or rent a politician if certain logos make them more likely to win.
Even today, I bet a good portion of his cult would just call all that money an example of how good a business man he is, with the assumption that good business man = good leader.
Another prediction is that dummy companies will pop up with good looking mission statements and money to give to candidates who might actually be good ones, only for scandals to break about the company after the name gets associated with the politician.
We can’t have nice things.
Good points, thanks.
F1 style liveries across the White House, National Mall, and Congress
I’m seeing it as a white, blue, and red jacket. Almost flag like for the country he represents. It’s got the same colors as the US flag, enough for denying it’s the Russian flag, but showing his true allegiance.
It was a lot of people’s jobs for months now creating some special bottle and box for this PR moment… none of this should exist. It reminds me of stories about the Middle Ages, where people would come before the king and shower them with gifts to make sure they are appeased.
A graphic designer could whip that up after lunch.
It’s not even a good box. Kings are rolling in their graves, truly the worst timeline on many fronts.
Apparently Coke does this shit for every presidential elecrion and governors too but this is the only time it was diet and hand delivered by the ceo.
Never seen him looking so fucking old and wrinkled
To be fair, he is older than ever before.
Actually I think some of it is the weight he’s lost recently.
But I am looking forward to him being dead, yes.
To be fair, he is older than ever before.
Fuck, me too
Yea I noticed that he looked thinner. I’m hoping that’s due to failing health.
Ozempic probably.
I, too, am older than ever before.
Think it’s wegovy? I think it’s wegovy.
-someone who is on wegovy
He will be the oldest president ever to take office. Older than even Reagan or Biden
Till 88 year old president Nancy Pelosi takes reigns in 2028 with vice president George W Bush at her side.
Oh look an ad
They all know to play this dumb bastards ego
I bet the back of the bottle says only people with very large hands and a big a-brain can possess it
Lol morons paying this dude a million and Coke comes in with a 5 dollar commemorative.
Lmao right? This cost them nothing. A graphic designer probably whipped this up in a few minutes, print, stick on a bottle, done.
It cost them at least one lifelong customer.
I’m sure they paid for this massive photo op in more than a single bottle of coke.
Yeah. 5 dollars more (the commemorative, duh) 😂
