This better be a private school

Oh shit my bad

Yeah its all shitty and sad…but…17 car crashes? I feel like it can’t be a few mistakes and bad luck.

I’m a quarter NK. All the NKs I know are dead tho

Robert Liston performed a single surgery with a 300% mortality rate (probably).

How much drugs is equal to 1Gb?

Oh did Ubisoft put out a new game?

She looks smug as shit too

We’re all hanging on a makeshift thread

What sucks is that if Trump wasn’t such a cryhard about losing, the US would actually still have something that resembles authority on unfair elections. Just denying the results of a free and fair election is several points for Pootin

We’ll be like 3 hrs into a road trip and my wife’ll be like “Do you think we turned the stove off?”

I clean my ears religiously, have been told by the doctor that my ears are impressively clean, and I get water in my ears.

This is almost as bad as my grandmother giving us self help books for birthdays/ christmas. My sister and I got several how to lose weight books and she has eating disorders. I’m just fat.

You have discovered the subtle art of procrasticleaning

At the grocery store, confused, and…just pooped my pants

Yeah I try my best to either step in the triangles created by the imaginary diagonals or directly on the line between slabs with the arch of my foot

I’m not diagnosed as anything but…whenever I walk on side walks or any ‘slab of concrete’ tupe walkway, I imagine diagonal lines from corner to corner like An X for each slab. I can’t step on the X part. I can step on the outline of the slab. That’s fine. Just not the diagonals. There’s no consequence for getting it wrong But it’s a minor compulsion.

That’s the secret. Real chemists don’t really care most of the time

Chemist here. Thank you for fixing that. It has quelled the rage that began to grow.