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Yes, but they were satisfied when IBM was given a license to use JSLint for evil.

Windows contains a lot of stuff proprietarily licensed to Microsoft, so they don’t have an option to turn all of it into free software even if they wanted to.

What if I had a pet Gorgon?

:!kill -9 -1

It’s designed to be an extended vi clone above anything else.

It’s blueshifted to looking green because you’re excessively speeding.

C was built mostly to abstract from assembly

That’s actually not true; rather, many modern architectures are designed to allow languages like C to be compiled more easily. Old architectures don’t even have a built-in stack.

A computer is a magic box with a poisonous green cracker inside.

Electronics are magic boxes of poisonous green crackers with black rectangle bugs crawling on them.

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That’s more like fish and amphibians. We do things internally.

Gas is mostly derived from bacteria.

Here’s what gas has to say about that:

Perhaps you mean flatus.

Ed Is The Standard Text Editor

ed, ex, and vi are all standard, required text editors in the Single Unix Specification.

You also talk to the rapist.

I look forward to finding out how it’s actually much worse than meets the eye. [emphasis added]

It this schadenfreude because you hate Canonical and their Snap system?

It would be better if the workers were actually paid enough.

[[ is not a POSIX shell feature.

much like “therefor”, which does not mean the same thing as “therefore”

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