Wait, you mean, we live in space?

Caught in a landslide?

Depending on what you meant by “very easily impressed with basic factual statements” it could go either way. I’m an adult and I’m happy to admit I don’t know a lot things, sometimes I’ve been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

🤞

That’s what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for

I’ve seen some that follow other accounts around and comment on everything they post/comment because they’re salty about an argument in another thread. It’s strange to say the least.

Be boring rather than arrogant. If they ask what you did this weekend or what you’re doing later just say nothing really or watching TV and relaxing. Few words answers, when the conversation isn’t flowing naturally they will just think you’re boring and leave you alone.

Obviously this might not work for everyone but it’s worked for me everytime.

Lasagne = cake

I mean, in terms of preserving the timeline and not leaving the tiny chance of fossilised saddles. They brought it with them, why not just take it back too so it’s not even there.

You must hate TV or film

Rock wool, ignoring it’s insulating properties, I’m forced to believe was created by the devil himself.

Not even that, your teeth are linked in with your vascular and nervous systems. It may seem like a none issue now but it could lead to neurological issues or sepsis.

Some of these maybe

Eh, little bit of this, little bit of that.

They have twenties of them

Edit: Scores, they have scores of them

Since we’re sharing…

It took me longer than it should to realise it was Epstein and not Anthony bourdain.

Imagine being dead and looking alive for 10 hours

I like your style

They’re conserving their bank accounts and conserving the traditional values of 300 years ago.