It took me time to get there, but I say it to my close friends now, because it’s true. I love them, platonically and they deserve to know that. You never know how long it’s been since someone felt loved

Exactly

Which is also better for the environment and a perfectly fine way to live. I think more people should be like that

Plus, if the cloud service goes down, you don’t need to worry about your service being out as well

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes?

An industrial food processor would be best, but not everyone has access to those, and cleaning all the bits off can be hard

I don’t even get the joke you’re trying to make. Please explain.

Yeah, because a group of people have never rallied up for something they believed is true but isn’t…wait…

An American job