AlwaysNowNeverNotMe

Bit late for that eh?

Go ahead and control+V your incredibly witty and novel political opinion though.

Anti-facist doesn’t mean more brown lgbtq+ concentration camp guards.

Sun could destroy the earth

In 7.59 billion years

Not to me, they don’t teach those girls shit. Glorified cookie company using volunteer child labor.

Ah Simpsons hit and run. What a love letter to the show that was.

Oops unintentionally killed more journalists than all of WW2.

Probably the pouncing hunting strategy

I remember it!

It takes around 70% more energy to melt glass into glass than to melt sand into glass.

Goddamn, the Germans pass laws like the French count.

Madden Raige.

Lmao. Accidentally named your kid into a contract with Khorne.

Nah dude, we were all fucked from jump thats what a lot of people can’t face. We’re a slime mold on a mote of dust stuck to a spark flying through a cloud.

Just be glad you ever existed, selfishly existing to prolong your own existence is spitting in the face of everyone who ever died for something and dancing on the not even grave of all the people who were never born. You better go out there and live your life to the fullest, because it’s not coming around again, there is no next time, no do over. Just love and be honest, especially when it hurts.

The context of the word “let” is interesting here.

I would recommend a collaborative approach, it’s not as if they can’t use it because you tell them no. They don’t need a credit card or a driver’s license or even a computer.

Big words for a guy who works for a chair.

[The vice presidency] “ain’t worth a bucket of warm piss” -John Nance Garner

Marketers and marvel fans deep in the throes of cannon implications withdrawals.

I remember when I started hating ads.

HEAD-ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

I genuinely have fond memories of some ads before this time that I’ll occasionally reference, https://youtu.be/R7vNn-utP8Q for example, which I didn’t remember was a chuck e cheese ad before just rewatching it, and whose pizza was objectively criminally poorly made.

And now I’ve essentially cut them out of my life entirely, but I’ll occasionally hear them during podcasts and such and they come across as so bleak, like who the fuck are you selling this Chumba Casino thing to? Did the directors for these ads tell their VA’s to sound as dried up and worn out as possible? Is that the market they’re aiming for?

I think advertisement is a part of commerce that isn’t going away till we get that luxury gay space communism, but it would be nice if there was some kind of panel of artists who your ad had to pass in order to be displayed in markets of a certain size. But then the creatives who threw their lives away learning the most fundamental aspects of how we leave our mark on reality would have some aspect of control over the people who wisely and sagely learned the intricacies of how line go up.

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Flee the country then? Pretending that agreeing to become a murderer for hire / geunie pig / cannon fodder is somehow more agreeable because of long term financial impacts is straight out of a lucky duck comic.