My questions are conditional, so if 1 is no, no more questions, and so on.

1. Wanna fuck?
2. Round 2?
3. Round 3?

This is my personal fav of the answers so far (though you guys already have a sense of my taste lol)

I genuinely don’t care for domestic animals. They’re fundamentally property and beneath humanity to me. I think we should care about animal welfare for environmental reasons and as a stewardship for any non-person entity.

I think most people buying a lottery ticket know that it’s a loss on average. I think people buy it for the experience and the dreams that it represents. From that perspective, I don’t think that it’s a scam for most people but rather just buying a slice of fantasy

Thanks for editing the title man! I otherwise really enjoyed the meme, fwiw

Dude you can talk shit about the Chinese govt without being racist

We need to start Rocky-posting evidently.

Also you could photoshop the narrator in front of one of these weather charts with the caption “describing my balls”