Hezbollah operates with pagers and walkie talkies for OPSEC reasons. Israel has been intercepting them and placing small explosives in them for God only knows how long.

This week they set a fucking ton of them off, injuring a couple thousand people and killing 8, with quite a few bystanders getting hit. Just today there was a funeral for a Hezbollah member who got killed and all the walkie talkies at the event blew up.

Cones of Dunshire.

I think what they mean is that music has a wider range where it’s still “functional” for most people. Basically, more liberties can be taken with music than with storytelling mediums without people rejecting it.

Sure, but I’d rather have it relocated to a landfill where it’ll be kept out of the water supply and will eventually get covered with dirt and turned into a park or forest preserve.

Landfills aren’t just a hole in the ground people throw shit into. They’re complex, managed systems that efficiently store garbage and keep it sequestered while it breaks down over long periods of time.

Better to piss into the sync than sync into the piss.

Standing at attention is supposed to keep you a little off balance - not that much, but a little. Some people lock their knees when they stand, which will ultimately make you faint. Standing “gut in, chest out” makes you to lean forward slightly, forcing your knees unlock.

Because these guys are ceremonial guards they crank the whole thing up to eleven and it tends to look ridiculous at times.

The position of attention is usually heels together, gut in, chest out, etc.

The raised chin is kind of old fashioned and only used for ceremonial purposes by some countries. Russia is one of those countries.

That being said, dude on the left looks like he put a little meth in his cereal that morning.

What a relief! For a minute there I thought there was going to be a post where someone didn’t drag politics into it.

/s

I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.

That’s a funny way to spell “watch dipshits take a joke seriously”.

Why not? Because this is a shitpost community.

Inb4 people start taking a Lemmy shitpost seriously and argue with it.

That’s a premium feature that requires a monthly subscription to ShitBit Plus.

The Sex Pest.

Finally, the ShitBit!

That’s Grenyarnia, the country that only rich people know about.

No, Who’s on first.

Amen, sister.

Quick, give it some LSD and handjobs. We can say we’re teaching it English or something.

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