Woman dumb and wrong haha?

That’s me

Not in software development in the US. I wore ripped skinny jeans, converse, and a t-shirt to the most recent in person interview I had. I was hired.

No I don’t. You can turn left on a red from a two-way into a one-way in Oregon and Washington. When I went to school on the east coast the locals informed me that it’s not true everywhere.

You can even turn left on a red if it’s from or into a one-way street. I think that is state specific though

Shitty American LPT: switch it up between Tylenol and ibuprofen to spread out the damage to your body.

Read the meme better

Boomer humor found its way to lemmmy

I cycle toys in and out so right now it’s in storage. Right now they have a massive felt bag with holes cut out of it. It’s a crowd favorite, I have 4 total. 🐱

Of course ask and ye shall receive

Also there’s a real cute video of orange boy biting in my post history

I do. I showed it to my husband on our first drunken college night together. Before we were dating…

90s rep

I think I can name two countries pictured on that map.

My mother in law informed me that the left wants kids to have access to litter boxes and all kinds of stuff. She swears her friend said it’s true. I told her to her face that she’s been duped but you know she’s a bit too far and drank the juice.

This has got to be rage bait like the litterbox thing right?

Welcome, now post some fresh me mes please. Also more cat photos

In my family we add copious amounts of dill pickles, eggs and pickle juice. Just a splash and only add it on the day of serving.

You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y’all shouldn’t be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family’s potato salad.

The best servers don’t hover in obvious ways. I swear more times than I can count I’ve finished a drink, said something to my dining partner or taken a bite of food, and looked down to find a new Shirley temple. Those servers are magic and earn their tips. (disclaimer I hate tipping culture but this is the world we exist in and some nice lady bringing me Shirley temples shouldn’t suffer for me not liking it)

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