A lot of their own parents and grandparents are going to have to go then. The leopards will not go hungry.

They’ll be drinking champagne (or the Russian equivalent) in the Kremlin tonight. Putin and the KGB played the long game and won.

They’re after the cats.

See, he was right all along.

/s (just in case)

With a soft center?

I did, and got arrested on a public indecency charge.

This gets me - if he’s that fucking clever then he should have ended it by now. And he says he’s good friends with Zelensky, how? Do they go out drinking together? They’ve probably spoken twice. America should be ashamed of Trump the Liar.

Putin’s mum.

He does, he votes early and often.

Currently, Notesnook and Proton Pass.

Er, no. We didn’t. Not in the slightest.

Like I said, it’s for us to talk about shifts and what have you.

I know Teams doesn’t live on the intranet, but I’m not going to put work software on my own phone. Policy needs it to set up a work profile and I then can’t use fingerprint, face or a 4 digit pin. And all the shite that flows through Teams would be be piling up, just like it does on the PC at work, brilliant when you’re only in a couple of days a week. They want me to use a phone? Provide one.

The WhatsApp group is for us to send updates about traffic, if someone can cover a shift etc. it’s not an official work thing. I could of course not use it and just text people. That’s really just making my life difficult whilst sat up here on my high horse with a self righteous look on my face, whilst I miss the chance of an extra shift.

Cannot access work intranet (Teams etc.) from personal phones. Don’t have work phones. They all use WhatsApp so reluctantly, so do I.

Yes - just like the American ones as well.

Oh FFS.

Rules? They’re more a set of guidelines.