That’s the exception for me. If the screen is cracked, but it bothers them I sympathize, but if it’s cracked and they throw their phone around and get mad as if it was the phone’s fault then I super, super judge them.

A compressed version of the Shrek movie.

Make it 480p at 18 frames instead of 24, then compress the audio as much as needed, I already know most of the lines.

There is no god, only Shrek.

It’s all Ogre now.

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

This place is worse than Chomashu!

Maybe this in Julian calendar?!

That means we only have 247 years left!! REPENT!!

I was talking with my girlfriend and Tar Shampoo came up, and I said “I don’t even know exactly what that is used for other than dramatically killing off a horse” and she hung up on me.

I don’t know…

My list goes:

1. Their toilet paper

2. I might criticize Putin

3. I might criticize the government

Makes sense, the 90’s turned everything edgy.

I’m a fan of the third one, 2022’s “Piggy”

Lemmy has reminded me that many, MANY people stopped paying attention in class after 5th grade and considered “Animal Farm” a long and confusing read.

1 “Wife’s entree”

3 “Meatballs Order”

Like many, I think it was Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt, but the game I clearly remember as my beginning of love of video games was Pokemon Gold on a Rew emulator on PC.

My brother installed it, and my world was forever changed the moment I heard the star shimmer sound effect from Game Freak.

I was gonna say “trusty?” But in all honesty I’d much rather trust digital pirates than corporations.

90% of IT and software jobs are “I have common sense, know how to look up information, and my boss is intimidated by my work so they don’t question it.”

“Bandit Heeler has recently come under scrutiny to the allegations that he is ‘the bestest boy.’ More tonight at 7”

Honestly it would have been fine if she tried using anything other than chunky peanut butter as lube, we all know poodles are chompers, not lickers

You’re spot on, I no longer deal with said “veil of plausible deniability”

This is 100% how I approach all sorts of relationships in my life, not just romantic. That’s called direct and open communication.

I will straight up ask (politely) that someone clarify what their explicit stance is, if they refuse or try to play coy about it I simply let them know I don’t know where they stand and I don’t know what they want.

I’ve done this with bosses, siblings, my son, and my partner. I have grown to respect people much more because I understand them better and have also cut out some toxicity from my life that I didn’t know was eating away at my happiness.

It was downright adorable

Hold my Duolingo owl, I’m gonna look up Finnish that sounds awesome

Spanish speaker here. For as chaotic and wild as English is, I’ve always appreciated that it has no gendered nouns. Why are chairs female? Makes no sense

When they re-merge each week they share memories