Put it in some rice

Maybe the pee is not waste, but spontaneously created to God’s will. " I want to pee, sure would be nice if I had a penis right now" - a diety that does not plan ahead, probably.

Why should every part of God need a purpose? What does efficiency mean in the face of unlimited power (palpatine.jpeg), or simplicity in the face of omniscience? Why does God have a penis? Cause he wanted one I guess. They are nice for peeing too.

Is this what the furries see… Yiff 🙃

The future if text documents were Json:

City_pic.png.xml

A word document is xml

Just say the truth, whose the real “good boy”!

They need a hydro homie

It was similar in scope to the meme about holding your poop in to impress a new suiter, if you remember that. A silly meme that had forum wide appeal. It gave the site an early Internet charm vibe to me that made me fall in love

I think it is, as it lacks bot detection, not quite as bad as Reddit, but you see people make arguments which sound good but don’t stay on topic.

A big factor is the lack of barriers. They already have the complex software from other platforms, the only new code is to alter the interaction scripts. The “make post” script for Facebook becomes the "make post " script for Lemmy. The problem domains are so similar I bet you can use the same numerical sociology (a good topic to look up to learn about how governments make these bots) models/code across the platforms. Though you may need a few extra features to accurately express our love of Linux, star trek, and beans.

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about futons to dispute it

Worked at a spring factory, a laser manufacturer bought copper springs by the boat load because they’d melt I guess

Half a year latre

Can finally take my fish on a walk

You a bean counter?

Security is an art… the art of not giving a fuck about your data

-Op, probably

The probability of the tiger actually being able to touch you are zero. The atoms will simply get close but then just hover next to you. The tiger just wants to cuddle :3

What kind of klien bottle shit is this

If you cat a log, what would tail report?

What I did (a few years ago now) was add http authentication to the ports where I ran my personal projects and left my projects port public. Don’t think I have to worry about recruiters brute forcing a password, hah.

I think it adds a little credibility to the fact that it’s actually you.