BeardedSingleMalt

Where are all the “build a wall” and “they take our jobs” screamers now?

BH I wouldn’t really trust Trump with a gun.

Yes, but the form is just as convoluted and equally a waste of time

How long until they have a pamphlet for Klarna at Wendy’s

One thing to note, pihole also blocks ads in you’re using wifi from your phone. If I’m playing a game or whatever that has “watch this ad for…” half the time I have to switch off wifi or else it’ll claim the ad failed and won’t give the item.

Don’t forget their god-emperor Dorito Mussolini withheld congressionally approved military aid before this whole debacle…to attempt to blackmail Ukraine into giving him dirt of Biden…

And it’s always warm

This meme is so old it’s kid is the hostess at a burger joint like this

• All the workers have forearm tattoos

• At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer

• Bacon is $4 extra

• The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl

It would be an epic episode of IASIP if Frank finds out he has a long lost twin brother. They find out because Mac and Charlie are just chilling in the bar, Arnold walks in and they literally think it’s Frank. Mac and Charlie can’t tell Frank and Arnold apart while Dennis and Dee claim it’s the twin-gene that they can tell.

Throughout the episode it gets increasingly frustrating for Charlie and Mac because they’ll be intending to talk to Frank but at Arnold instead and Frank/Arnold has to keep pointing out who is who.

Dennis: “This is retarded, how can you not clearly tell the difference between the 2 of them. They look nothing alike!”

Charlie: “YOU’RE SO FULL OF SHIT DUDE! IT’S LIKE I’M LOOKING AT FRANK NEXT TO A MIRROR”

Dee: “Yeeaah uh Charlie, Frank is like half the height of his brother. How are you not seeing this?!”

Mac: “Half the height? I mean, maybe Frank is slouching a little bit. Stand straight up Frank…”

[Frank stands more upright, which to the viewer is barely noticeable"

Mac and Charlie start yelling at the same time.

Charlie: “THEY’RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT THEY’RE THE SAME GODDAMN HEIGHT!”

Mac: “They’re clones! There is no other way those 2 are clones!”

Other old people…they get free top notch healthcare for life while saying healthcare isn’t a right

From the party that screams and whines about how everyone else is taking their freedoms, they sure do love to to take away everyone else’s freedoms

One thing I’ve found is it’s good at blocking ads via mobile gaming. The downside is if those ads return rewards in-game.

There was a demo for a music video maybe 10 years ago, Day Day - Backseat, the video seems to have since been scrubbed from the internet and the best I could find was a thumbnail. The only things I can remember about it are the lyrics went something like “if your driver needs a rider…then you put it in my backseat” (yes, its about exactly what you think) and the guy singing it looked like a cross between Geordi LaForge an Lady Gaga.

When you scream about any minor inconvenience is taking away your freedoms, while simultaneously support a failed nation whose entire existed resolved around taking the freedoms away from an entire race of people

Was flipping through the channels the other day and the question was something like “What is the last place you want to spend new years?”

The person sad “Jail” and of course he collapses into the podium Whaaa. And of course it was the #1 answer.

He meant to say HIPAA. In sort, series a laws for patient protections which include looking at a patient’s record to get their phone number for personal reason.

Ah yes, my old manager. Has to be the one talking at any given moment, her meetings always go at least 15 minutes over because she spends half the time talking about every mundane thing her kids said, if there’s a meeting/call and 8 seconds of silence she has to make some kind of comment only she thinks is funny and forcefully laugh at it, and her own team members can’t give a project update without her talking over them to repeat what they already said or to add info that isn’t relevant.

Reminds me of when Circuit City was finally going out of business and they were having a liquidation sale. There were some TVs I was looking at and they were regularly priced at like $800. They had STACKS of those TVs they couldn’t move.

Then CC was going out of business and was going through liquidation. The same TVs were being advertised as MSRP $1,299 but 25% liquidation pricing and people were buying 2 at a time.

It takes me 2 hours to fall sleep at night.

Or in the 7 minutes between the snooze button.