Well I already have the crocs, you see…
Well I already have the crocs, you see…
Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.
Like that here too. I hate feeling like I just stepped out of a shower any time I walk out my front door.
Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It’s just casual American slang.
I am over here, Sir. That is a telephone pole.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. dun. dun. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
A.I.D.S.
Ah thanks, I fixeded. it
Yeah I’m with you here, but like we have a lot less fewer plagues.
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A couple of my friends are really bad about this. It’s like wasting my time is a sport to them lol. No part of me wants to kick them repeatedly in the shins for being 2 hours late to something for eternity. No part at all…
There’s an episode of “Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell” that covers this thing, and i gotta say fellas, that is some of the most fucked up shit.
Please… for all that is good… listen to world war z, and the dark tower series.
Ah great point. I’ll go tell my clinical insomnia all we need is more sleep.
Black people tend to primarily smoke menthol, disproportionate to other races. I’m too lazy to link, but you can Google it and find studies pretty easily.
I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
I will have you know that my neck is only slightly sore from just sleeping.
But he’s not American? Is this a woosh moment for me?
Yo’ mama is so fat that everyone is starting to become very concerned, because we all love you very much and it hurts to see you do this to yourself. I know you’re in pain, but dad is gone, and you cannot destroy yourself in your desperate attempt to fill the void. Please let us help you, I know it’s hard, but we need you mom, we all need you more than ever.
NEXT WEEK ON “CAPITALIZING ON REAL TRAUMA FOR CASUAL ENTERTAINMENT!”