Me, yesterday:

Shower for watering plants, jet for cleaning, no nozzle if I’m going to be letting the water run across the irrigation I’ve set up for the trees

I hate cities because of the amount of idiots driving there. If it were harder to get a driver’s license then I wouldn’t mind at all

A rubber room with rats

Kinda wish we got this in the US. Then people will realize all the junk our taxes support and will also (likely) want to cut spending.

Only in a perfect world