Which one is Mary, and which Jesus?

So does that mean they no longer have nuclear capabilities?

Somebody’s family is having a rough week

Finally.

An appropriate opportunity for a headline writer to use the word ‘slammed’ and they went with ‘hit?’

JFC

My brain

They will now be known as Doctors With One Border

Maga

Eh, they had a good run 🤷‍♂️

You know shit is serious when world leaders start slamming things

So I do still swear and curse…

But now I do it literally.

Texas is a pretty terrible place. And it’s huge. Have fun.

If the cameras are all right next to each other it’s fine. Otherwise, their eyes get all wonky and I really don’t like it, it kind of makes me uncomfortable

How To Survive A Desert Island: The Audio Book

I never report any of the dead bodies I find, I really hate paperwork

I blame the shuttlecock. It’s always the shuttlecock.

3 days to Paris, one week at most…

Same, to be honest

What a game

Jeremy

North Korea.