Thanks Lemmy. I just had to wiki to double-verify that Keanu Reeves is not dead.

Thank God.

The best QA technicians think like perfect idiots.

Let me just clarify that this is my sympathy for the State of Israel that I’m talking about, not my attitude toward Jewish people in general who have nothing to do with this.

My sympathy for Israel is pretty much gone now.

Well yeah. So it can look at its work on the paper.

You weren’t expecting your calculator app to do all that math in its head, were you?

Checkov’s bomb

"It’s a Checkov. Russian-made, twenty five caliber. Here, it’s a gift. And the safety off, so be careful, it could go off for, like, no reason. "

"You see this shit!? This is why we kicked them out. " --Spain

Realistically I’m not a proponent of genocide or exile against anyone (and no one should be!), but I really do feel like the world would have done Israel a true favor by nipping this Middle Eastern paranoid tribal victimhood thing in the bud back in the 90s or earlier. This is a fine example of how terroristic activity has nothing at all to do with a religious system.

Just pray to God you didn’t pick “Windows Boot Repair” or you’re going to spend a while recovering your partition labels…

Who the fuck made this meme? Kevin Sorbo??

Jerrshashrrrshhrrrr, rrr ta strrrt lrrrk rrrnf fusss…

Thank you so much for sharing this link. ❤️

Patrick and the Chocolate Factory

I think you may have an abusive relationship with this app…

Have you heard Huey Louis and This Fucking Guy?

…le whut?

…in which country, though?

Is that literal shit?

Nah, the "a"s are silent.

Juhpoogga.