BugKilla

I was in a large open plan office a decade ago with a density clearly higher than the 3 cubicles in the toilet facilities could handle. Somebody with little regard for basic human decency, murdered the shit fairy and their family in two of the 3 cubicles. Words cannot describe the scene that greeted a prospective cubicle user. Imagine 300kg black forest gateaux with pieces of corn distributed throughout being put through a wood chipper. It was quite frankly both terrifyingly grotesque and strangely skillful. I called property services who to their credit promptly sent up somebody to investigate. I saw them enter, loudly say “Fuck their mother in the arse!” and leave dry heaving into their cleaning cart. Photos were taken and emailed around to all male employees stating that the “…rancid fecal matter will be genetically tested to determine age, race and dietary preference of the individual involved!!!” Total bullshit of course, funny as hell though. We had our suspects but nobody fess’d up. I faked having a colostomy bag after that just so I could use the ambulant toilets. But that’s a story for another time.

The board, CEOs and senior executives of these leeches need to be standing in line holding their wicker baskets.

I think it was a great use of the word! Anybody seeking to expand their vocabulary is top shelf in my book.

I just think that spicy tea would help to spread the death a bit better.

I think the implication is that the tea might have been glowing. No window required.

Whilst largely true, he does have a significant nuclear capability that will be alluded to as part of his dick swinging. I am all for calling him out on his bluffs, I’m not so sure how far he can be pushed until he throws a tantrum with greater consequences.

I run software of consequence and have no issues with performance, heat or general functionality. You’ll need to cite some evidence to back up your claim.

Bit of a theme there. What was the incumbent party at the time?