It might have a Trojan.

Wtf kind of warehouse is that? My garage is more of a warehouse.

I assume doordash cannot be configured to use any of these.

RE RE RE RE FWD FWD FWD FWD Grandma

I think you and I are thinking the same thing. Guess we don’t ride horses.

He had children stay at his house and in his bed for sleepovers.

Many younger people today think it was all a conspiracy theory and he was framed because he was rich and being extorted. But this is stuff he actually admitted to.

Is this an ad for Golden Grahams?

Also moms were not “thicc” Women were fit and attractive in the 80s.

But not in anger.

Is that thing locked into that position? Or will it teeter forward as soon as you put the car’s weight on the front of it.

What does pedemic mean?

And who is Pathagrerious?

I can’t tell if this post is a joke or not.

Couldn’t you do this joke for anything you might measure in milligrams?

Which is, well, pretty much everything.

Lol no we most certainly cannot go out and fix it.

Lol you just don’t hear about it because no one gives a shit.

If these asshole weren’t busy getting sand in their panties, nobody would hear about this one guy either.

You are special.

Gather ‘round children, listen to my story about The Before Times.

OP’s pic isn’t even the original brick Nokia.

I remember like 25 years ago, getting into some argument with my girlfriend on the phone. After we hung up, I spiked that phone on my office floor, it bounced back up like four feet in the air. I chipped the corner of that bigass sliding battery, but the phone still worked. Not sure my iPhone would handle that. Though they seem pretty durable, I don’t want to test mine like that.

Party in the front. Party in the back.

If the remaining distance software lies to you, isn’t that fraud?

Yeah it wasn’t until he started going on podcasts and sending wacky tweets people realized what an asshole he was.

Had he just kept quiet he would probably still have fanboys. At least up until this latest Twitter nonsense. But had he not gone ego crazy, he wouldn’t have bought Twitter in the first place.

I thought even there he lost his fanboys several years ago.