Yeah lots of us are in to deep, but idk what us liking him as to do with anything

Hanlon’s Razor is my favorite rule for this very reason, because I’m way too quick to do this.

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

I’m 50% shiny metal!

We’re werewolves not swearwolves!

Whichever, people use either.

That’s why you dry after lol. And again, you simplifying it so much is telling on yourself. That’s no problem but know that if you stick with it you may end up having a better experience.

Unironically, positioning, pressure, and time. It took me a while to be fine with the pressure needed to actually clean anything, let alone letting it stay on long enough to thoroughly clean. Plus you gotta angle yourself so everything gets clean.

Saying “it’s water” proves you don’t know enough, which explains why you’ve had a bad experience. No shame in that, like I said it took me a while. Stick with it, it’s worth it.

You were right, it’s for your ass. No clue what they were talking about.

Usually they have a gauge that handles pressure, so if it hydroblasted you then start a bit lower.

And his wife?

Then you don’t use it well. Which is fine, it took me a while to get used to mine and use it effectively.

Wasn’t this just shut down…?

Caw!!!

Basically just focus on staying present and not letting yourself get carried away by your internal monologue. It’s infinitely harder than it sounds. You can close your eyes, focus on a specific spot in a room, focus on your breathing, anything to keep yourself present and focused. Keep your mind empty as best you can.

The best advice I ever got was, when you have an intrusive thought during meditation, to acknowledge it, and let it fade away. Don’t focus on it or criticize yourself for it, as that will usually only make it harder to refocus yourself.

Meditation is super helpful for a lot of reasons, but for me personally it helped a lot with negative thinking and mental traps (like catastrophizing and stuff). It helps you to be more aware of when you’re getting carried away by thoughts, and how to push them aside and be present.

Look into mindfulness if you’re interested, it’s helped me a lot.

I’m turning 25 in 5 days and have only mastered the crying part, am I a failure?

Oh yeah, and an elf will burst out of your chest

Clearly I’ve got to check out Club Penguin’s anime

Kittens truly bring out the evil in all of us

Pretty sure my first experience was at 9. Jailbroke my iPhone and saw some porn ad in a program I installed. Didn’t know what the hell I was looking at, but it sure as hell changed things

It absolutely can happen on such short time scales. Regardless, it’s also been hundreds of years.

This really is the year of the douche and the turd sandwich