The only thing that can stop a bad cop with a gun, is a good cop with a gun.

But they don’t exist.

Kudos on spelling boyfriend wrong twice but then the third time you nailed it!

My weapon of choice

Technically correct because you can’t make an account without the server.

I thought everyone knew the covid vaccine makes you magnetic.

Listen buddy, let’s be realistic, I’m no professional chef.

I really love Mexican food so sometimes my dinner is pulling a tortilla out of the bag and eating it.

If you pass this recipe on please give me credit.

Mac & Cheese, the polite weirdos to our north call it Kraft Dinner.

I had no idea I was qualified to be a cookbook author.

I like to think they were planning for the mass confusion it would cause on Lemmy. “They’ll never figure this out, muhahahaha!”

But I’m on to them. Oh yes.

Good on ya for lookin out!

Good diet plan! Average person burns around 80 calories per mile walking at a moderate pace. You burned 800 calories to eat a 660 calorie Whopper.

You’re aware that it’s legal to own more than one roll of duct tape, right? Or to tear a really long strip off the roll and wrap it around something after you put the roll inside? 😁

2 minute screen lock

Are you fucking kidding me? That’s ridiculous.

Of course you are. Every other human on the planet is issued a plunger at birth. What’s wrong with you?

If you can commercialize that you’ll be a very rich person. Good luck!

Same way I do at work. Different accounts and passwords for each service internally. Any service exposed to the net (game and email servers mostly) is on a segregated network and each machine has unique credentials to help prevent lateral movement. Self hosted Bitwarden tracks it all.

I do it for the same reason I require outbound firewall rules for almost everything on my home network - I’m a masochist.

Get the fuck out of the left lane then! smh

You and I do that but we can’t control how our family members use social media.

People are going to lose so much fucking money once these real time deepfakes are ubiquitous. It’s just getting started and they are going after big fish first because it’s still tricky to do, but eventually the common phone scammer will have this kind of tech.

Give your family a code word and tell them, “if you get a weird phone call or video chat from anyone in the family asking you for something odd like lots of money, gift cards, saying they have an emergency, saying they need bail money, etc, ask for the code word”.