I suppose in some places sociopath does indeed rhyme with laugh 🤔

Got me a pocket full of change

And everything is _____________

Well that’s a bummer. I suppose it’s a bit of a game of cat and mouse

Interestingly, I think the current consensus is that the workers who built the pyramids were not slaves, but rather ‘volunteers’ or ‘citizens’ who worked during the farming off-season. The ancient Egyptians didn’t use coins at this point, but the workers seem to have been housed in a kind of workers settlement near the site and paid in beer, bread, and grain.

Capitalism can suck my famous balls however

refills lubricant reservoir nervously

Just the best bot folks, and I was - I mean - I was of course always the first one to say it, and now everyone’s saying it, that this is the best, and we mean it and they mean it, the best bot there is

Cold as ice

Don’t forget the consistent recommendations for subtle and not-so-subtle right wing content

Jesus fucking Christ that’s terrible

Oh shit thanks I’ve got a hole in me pocket and they keep falling out 🕳️

It’s really easy to forget that back in the day (by which I mean what, 2010? Idk) chrome was super speedy and very cool with cool fast looking angular tabs and Google was a nice new cool internet company who’s moto was don’t be evil and the alternative was fucking internet explorer which was a cinder block in a blue shirt or Firefox which had a cool logo but was rather slow and the joke was that internet explorer’s whole purpose was to download chrome and I guess what I’m saying is that Google has lived long enough to see itself become the villain, or at least Comcast which is pretty much the same thing and tbh the only other time I can think of that something like this has actually happened is in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

Man nobody wants to shit piss anymore these days

I really like this meme template did you invent it in your personal meme laboratory? 🥼 🧪 🧫

Good spelling of wolooddymyrr zellenskzyyuj

You were more thorough tho x

The spice Dutch must flow

Yoooooo what I feel bad for laughing now

Wasn’t the radio show first

Lmao good point