i aint your moron pal

are you suggesting im lying you better not be because i dont lie EVER

slightly pushing back

he is holding a gun

thanks for asking i love telling this story

it was spring break of 1999 and i had just gotten a good deal on the rerelease of tom & jerry the movie so obviously i spent most of the day watching it several times and you know how sometimes you watch something and you really relate to a character and you just wanna embody them well thats how i felt about jerry so you already know what i did i went out and i got LOADS of cheese the good stuff too i was eating kraft singles all evening

after all that cheese and tom & jerry i was purely content so naturally i slept like a rock and dreamt good dreams and to this day can you believe it that was the best sleep ive had my whole life and sometimes i try to recreate it but its not the same and one thing that made it so special was i dreamt that my crush accidentally forgot to put on clothes how great is that

anyway that morning i asked my mom if we could call my brother so i could tell him about it and it turns out he died in his sleep that night of cardiac arrest

my big brother always gave me a gum called abc gum when i was little and it was a very cool texture that ive never seen another brand do but fortunately my brother is dead so i cant ask him where he got that gum

thats exactly where i got the photo from so what are you trying to say

if that were true then explain this photo i found

how deep does this go how can we know that the “real” real estate guy didnt send in a REALER real estate guy

oh i thought trump himself was the real estate guy

funny because i heard it had to do with a real estate guy and i saw a picture of trump with a gun in a desert so explain that

i wonder if trump is aware of the environmental impact of this kind of behavior because if he keeps this up hes going to need new tires very soon

tell me youve never tried pizza soup without telling me youve never tried pizza soup

no thanks i wont be using your elitist nonsense those little dots are made up and useless and a clear marker of government control because you know who used that stuff thats right hillary clinton and also adolf hitler both badguys

well let me tell you something thats gonna blow your mind did you know that vasectomies and a plantbased diet cures adhd because heres the thing adhd is not a real disease its just a label they give you when you dont fit into their narrow little box of normal and the real cause of adhd is toxins and a lack of essential nutrients in our food

toxins are stored in the balls and when you get a vasectomy youre basically cutting off the flow of toxins into your system its like a reboot for your body and the more vasectomies you get the better

and then theres the whole foods which are just packed with nutrients and one of the most important ones is methamphetamine a natural compound that occurs in small amounts in whole foods like fruits and vegetables and its essential for brain function and focus

but when you eat processed foods theyre stripped of all these essential nutrients and can you believe it the government and big pharma are trying to cover this up they dont want you to know the truth

so dont believe the lies of the medical establishment they just want to keep you in the dark and make money off your suffering take control of your own health and try a couple vasectomies and a plantbased diet its the only way to truly be free but make sure you have several children first

edit lets take this outside https://lemmy.world/post/24386648

i help you stay grounded when speeds are high
though im not a bird i can still make you fly
im often found on the back not the front
what am i that gives your ride a cool stunt

this post is an advertisement for a stupid community so im not sure what you expect

thank you for your attention

youre probably the first person from your instance to click that link so the posts may not have federated to your instance yet but there are 5 posts so far

which one

there should be a rule here about no downvotes this is far too many downvotes