And then watch videos of eating it 3-4 times a day for the next 4 years.

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I’m using Liftoff! (iPhone). Love it, but don’t see that option. Are there any iPhone apps that will allow this that you know of?

Really wish I could figure out how to set up a filter for this POS so I don’t have to keep encountering him.

Earth truly is beautiful

Looks like they’re having post-coital talk to me

Keep the jar and put the sauce back in it and put only the noodles into the Tupperware.

I see what you’re talking about but I’m pretty sure this picture was taken in the 80’s

This is going to happen in America soon

Is there a way to have the gif automatically play? Also, is there a way to add a gif from a keyboard app like GIPHY?

They probably shaved

Taking this to its literal conclusion: Left and right nare, left and right ear, left and right nipple, urethra, vaginay, and dark scary pit hole. Anything else?

Also related, Can I offer you an egg?