• posted by your most deranged uncle who’s got 3 DUIs and never shuts up about people with blue hair

Bu-bu-but you didn’t think of my investors!

No where on earth has anarchy, the places that have it for a few days spontaneously develop order through gangs, warlords, or the intervention of more stable societies

You ever been in a room where one psychotic person seems to set the whole tone? That’s the world without governments. Anarchy inevitably leads to misery, so let’s come up with the best government we can.

Yeah that’s rarely the only trait someone has that I find objectionable. Homophobia tends to come in a cluster with other shithead opinions

Yeah, humanity has a dark side that comes out whenever we feel mildly threatened. It’ll never stop.

English is inconsistent, and my arguments are too, but I know I’m right and will die on this hill.

Gift without the t is obviously pronounced jiff

The only thing that can prevent a good orphan from being crushed is a bad orphan with a… wait what?

Well, they’ve only killed 1% of Gazans, surely that’s not enough to worry about their intentions!

Drone strike, send in a team to collect it before it can heal if it survives, lock it in a metal box and drop it in the Mariana trench.

When the fork I use for lunch and throw away will outlast my civilization, I’m very much ok with destroying that technology.

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