Ask Mrs. Owl for the real wisdom.

Taters

It’s always the baby accounts with this nonsense. Like 5 sad guys tops, making new accounts just to spew bullshit. Get a better hobby.

Had to keep suggesting them until we landed on a shortlist of names she hasn’t yelled out in frustration. She was a teacher.

This joke is so terrible it qualifies as a salt.

Frost is already hard af but this meme is hilarious.

Please tell us how to get there 🙏

Inebriated Pale Anglos

The mvp is in the comments of the comments

In Soviet Russia means of production seize you

I recognize the colors and shape of wal-mart signage. Our most shameful store. The labels are shopped but you can for sure get all that stuff there.

As nsfw posts go, this deserves 0/5 stars.

Ironically, Cinderella’s slipper was one size fits all

“Go then, there are other worlds than these.”

I signed up for the trial, and I keep forgetting to cancel.

This speaks to me. I have no idea what it’s saying but I can hear it.