Always remember to buy your ice cream scoop with a flaired base. You don’t want to be making sundaes and all of a sudden lose a spoon up your asshole.

Really just anything with the right amount of syllables would have been better.

I use Firefox exclusively on both android and my PC. And have no idea what you’re talking about. Are you also on android? What’s been buggy in your experience?

That doesn’t mean they liked talking on the phone.

just so I can talk to your face in real

Just so we can keep the value of our office buildings high

It’s just a high concentration of sugar dissolved in water. Not used in food really unless you need to sweeten some cold tea for some southerners, i guess. Very commonly used to make alcoholic mixed drinks though.

How tf does that work? That’s incredible.

Gonna take the auto over chick-fil-a. Be a real horror show. Probably make a few babooshkas blub. But the place drives my droogs bezoomy. So we’ll crack and crast the place and if a moodge tries to be a sammy he’ll get a good clop. Be back for a cancer and peet before the bruiseboys get off their stoolies.

Wait. Do you people just throw dishes in the wash without rinsing them first?