I like how I know this story didn’t happen anywhere close to me since: no one calls them “cycle paths”, we hardly have any “bike lanes” anyway, and we definitely don’t have any trains to ride while discussing biking.

Now, if this had been a story about guns, trucks, and psychopaths, it would have been very relatable.

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This is why we love the Saints. Terrible at football but at least they know how to party after the game.

This is just an ad for subway

It’s because they ruined Linux! Damn Linux users!

I’ve absolutely driven past a cop who was playing WoW on his laptop while sitting in traffic.

I prefer the original to this pop cover.

https://youtu.be/PptZQQ1O70A?si=hJHYBCVOQ4kxMDbp

Before I checked the community, I misread the ahnk as a Venus ♀︎ and thought this was a coming out as trans post. All the same, you go girl!

I feel like shitposts and shit posts belong here, but I guess most find it a shit shitpost.

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There’s also several “pets” communities on smaller instances. Feel free to post your cat communities as well, I can’t have gotten them all.

This is why you should never allow your terminal to execute news headlines directly. You’re definitely going to want to sandbox your RSS autoexecutor.

Huh, never saw this one but in high school I had a dream just like this. I met a beautiful woman, perfect in every way, we got married had some kids, I even got some ways into middle age. Then, I was sitting in chair and noticed that my vision seemed… blurry at the edges, in a very “vignette filter” kind of way and I immediately knew I was dreaming. Woke up just as the existential collapse started. For several years after I’d try to remember her face, what our love had felt like, any of the details that had seemed so solid and tantalizing real for those few sleeping hours.

In retrospect, a lot like that Rick and Morty episode with the life simulator game. I wonder if one of the writers ever had that dream too? Brains are weird, and I haven’t any dreams nearly that all encompassing since.

You’re a good and considerate friend, personally I’ve never believed those nasty rumors.

She’s recently switched to TypeScript and is annoyed that non-delivery drivers keep messing up her code. If people remembered to strongly type their driver objects, the compiler would have caught that error.

Maybe I’m missing a joke, but just in case, please sleep on it before you commit to anything. Nothing improves after it ends.

Disgusting! How are you bypassing my block with this animated pornography?

The irony is that I’m using Voyager on Android. An LCARS skin would be great, and now I’m shocked there isn’t a Trek-themed Lemmy client.

We do a little trolling, as a treat, on people who rigidly hold to other, unnamed diets that are stricter, and also what they feed their pets. We do not, in accordance with the rules, bring up such arguments here.

Acceptable, but rare and precious