He’s not Not a Hitler

UNNNNNFUNNY?!

I love the broom closet ending, that one’s my favorite.

Ohh, so that’s why Mark Watney was growing all those potatoes.

Steal it…? No no no, I’m not a criminal

I think it’s from JonTrons Star Wars video game series

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I thought about watching the new one and then thought “why don’t I just rewatch the animated show?”

I read this in MeatCanyon’s voice

Wha?

My favorite is the video of the old lady yelling at a younger guy for parking in a handicap spot (yes he had the handicap tag on his mirror). Then the guy walks out of the car and he has a prosthetic leg. Never jump to conclusions about people’s disabilities and mind your own business.

My family does secret santa where you put at least 3 things on your wishlist and they pick one to get for you. When someone this year suggested changing it to a white elephant/Yankee swap there was a unanimous NO because with secret santa you actually get something you want/need.

The main reason I upgraded every 2 years for a while was that my phone storage just wasn’t enough. I’ve been there, one thing that can help is going in developer options and enabling “Force allow apps on external.” That way you can put all the apps that are taking up a lot of storage on the microSD card.

Remember 2 years ago when this was believable.

Recently had to help my Grandma with her yahoo email, took every fiber of my being not to point out all of the cons to having a yahoo email. I just smiled, solved the problem for her, and moved on. Then a month later she emailed me about her phone.

My phone charger is on my desk across the room to keep me from doing this, sometimes it works.

Our neighbors cut down all the trees on their side of the property line, but its been about 2 years now and we’ve got our privacy back because all the stumps sprouted.

We have a lawn but have not once watered it or fertilized it. All we do is mulch the grass and any leaves that fall on it when we mow. I’m sure our neighbors hate how we’re patient 0 for the clover/dandelion “infestation” every year but we love seeing the bunnies in the morning.

He stole my soap!

My guess is people who care about whether the cables blend in with their lawn are willing to pay more for them.