CrazyEddie041

Strange to see Zullie outside of the FromSoft space, but also, 100% accurate point.

So I guess sashimi is a sandwich, but cannoli is sushi. Flawless logic.

For Japanese specifically, I’m using Renshuu (free) and Wanikani for kanji ($9/mo) and loving both of them.

Tapir -> Rhinoceros -> Elephant

Remember when people were taking pot shots at power stations a couple years ago? We’ll probably have more stupid shit like that.

Blighttown.

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee

We can’t assume liability!

Same… turns out, milkshakes and pizza (with the right toppings) are vegetarian, and eating them multiple times a week will, in fact, expand your waistline.

People keep bringing up “percentage” like it means anything at all. If I donated 10% of my net worth to Maui, I would have to skip groceries for a couple of months to get by. If Oprah were to donate 90% of her net worth, she would still have more money than I’ll ever see in my lifetime. Percentages mean nothing to the lifestyles of billionaires.

Also doesn’t sound like something Jesus would say

It is literally something he said, after specifically being asked about paying taxes.

It’s not specific, it’s just making the point that the options being given are something bad, something bad, or something good. Pretty obvious choice to anybody with half a brain.

Roaches don’t pay rent.

It’s not. The two people in the picture are disagreeing. The joke is that normally this picture would be captioned with two people simply disagreeing over weather the shape is a 6 or a 9, but instead they’re disagreeing with a political position.

I forgot about a bag of potatoes once. ONCE.

They smelled like lukewarm death.