“For 45 fucking minutes, 'n stuff”

FTFY

I can smell your neckbeard and fedora from here

That’s now called “drinking blood”

Ruined clothes 😱

I love that ABBA song!

C’est la vie

Treat them like a HP printer

I’m not even American, but I would gladly hop across the pond on pure hate alone to fight all of them.

Classical music always makes me angry, for some reason. There’s just something that irks my central nervous system when I hear it. It is excellent when I need the extra omph during especially heavy lifting sets.

I would choose Brahms or something. Then I would be extra merciless when fighting

First time I went to the US as an adult, I was shocked. When I stopped at a gas station to fill up the rental car, I noticed they sold beer at the gas station. And it was on sale. My norwegian mind almost exploded

Postheating

The tomatoes my local big brand name shop sells is atrocious. If I buy them from a speciality store or a store owned by immigrants, the fruits and vegetables are infinitely better and the price is not that bad when compared to the brand name shop

The damn Viet Cong 😒

Powermad is playing at The Hurricane!

I had a friend who hated tomatoes. I’ve served him tomato soup several times without him knowing what it is, and he fucking loved it!

And he used (poured) ketchup on everything

It is very a arctic way of speaking/writing. “Isfrie havner” (ice free ports) is a norwegian way of saying “warm water port”

Meh, why not?

All I get your first comment, is your crippling insecurity

As temperature increases to a level, in both Celsius and Freedom units, outrunning the shock wave is not something you would be considering doing 🥵

That is why I only block ads when I’m on a plane 👍

You can’t outrun radiation