Cylusthevirus

That’s a referral to a series of specialists and probably an MRI or two at minimum. Cancer is a deeply shitty way to die, go talk to your doctor ASAP.

In Cyberpunk 2077, Judy’s icon is a ghost popping out of a clamshell. There’s two jokes in there.

I had someone apply who’d never changed their alias in gmail from some edgy gamer shit to their actual name. Got a laugh out of it, told them to fix it so they didn’t screw themselves over later on.

Much better for a science district IMO. Look at all those mountains

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Oh, Biden ordered the invasion did he? Or should the rest of the world have just let Russia do whatever without a word?

Looking forward to I Died to Preventable Diseases Due to Lack of Healthcare Access and Reincarnated in Another World.

Well they definitely get bigger when the rhythm is right. Do it enough and they can be your weapon of choice.

How many forks could a forklift lift if a forklift could lift forks.

Nah, @SidewaysHighways said it’s satire of guys like him. Dude is from the Onion:

https://www.theonion.com/opinion/cartoons

Experimental Goats Up Display

Aren’t most farms corporate operations now?

Tea. Just make tea. You’ve effectively ruled out almost everything else.

There’s this one webcomic called Oglaf…

I got to visit Scotland once and was told in no uncertain terms that we were not to refer to the weather as “cold.”

It might be brisk. It might even be bracing. But never cold. Has to be something to it.

Dude you can describe anything this way to make it sound boring, but that doesn’t even get close to reality and I think you know that deep down. I don’t even like sports and this is a senselessly reductive way of framing the discussion.

Hah, my mom fell for this shit from letter that circulated around. Dumbest shit ever.

All due to Sodium Erythorbate.

Johnny Cash too!

It’s not that they’re for the kids, it’s that each handful costs one child. Eggs are expensive.

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