Depends, am I in a women’s only clothing store holding their bags while I’m left alone and trying not to make eye contact with strangers? And then when I want to check out a store that only has things I like I’m told they don’t want to go?

Or are we shopping in a store or place where there are things for both of us and we can talk to each other about what we’re doing?

Bruh those are all anxiety.

Planning things out ahead of time and keeping myself too busy to spiral.

Of course it has to be a stew, what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?

I’m an engineer. I’m on my phone looking at memes until someone asks me a question, then I do a thing in 5 minutes that they expected to take 5 days because people don’t understand computers, then I go back to the memes.

It’s not that dangerous, I only get stabbed once, maybe twice, when I get groceries, and usually they don’t even nick an organ.

I was so confused in 2016 by everyone who was excited for Trump, and I didn’t quite get why.

Now those same people feel a lot more comfortable saying horrible opinions in public and I’m like oh, that was why.

Yeah, the get over it in this context is more of… an attempt? At empathy. Instead of “we have to get over it” it should have been something like “we will get through this”.

He’s said worse things though.

That was Roy, not Moss.

Finally, a metaphor for my love life.

If the grenades dropped on the floor when most people were sitting at a table the table may have obstructed shrapnel and prevented it from reaching any organs whose breach would result in immediate death (heart, brain, etc.). It would have to hit a major artery to kill near quickly on the lower body which isn’t a huge target.

Instead, it probably hit the legs and possibly some lower body organs, which can still be deadly but less immediate.

It’s insane that the guy who dropped them at his own feet survived though. Dude must be half shrapnel at that range.

I figured out I was out of touch when snapchat filters became younger folks’ identities.

The Old “will the Screensaver hit the corner” method

More importantly, are they a lifeforms that we would even recognize as alive? The chances of an alien being humanoid are even slimmer. Then there’s whether they develop intelligence, whether they care about space, and whether they survive long enough to get anywhere.

Kind of feels like burning a house down to kill a spider.

It’s like two pringles hugging!

Hamas should go die in a ditch. Doesn’t mean Israel should murder civilians wholesale.

I think there was actually some fringe case where it happened due to some internal deformity.

I got a free solution, go commando.

I didn’t say it was a good solution, just free.

“Shit, does she know she has no vagina? Play it cool, there must be an explanation, we need to go deeper…”