Stop, please. I can only get so erect.

Better ingredients, better pizza. Put Papa johns warm melty cheese in your mouth.

Honestly though i don’t mind papa johns pizza

No i was actually at work browsing lemmy on the toilet. Didn’t think it would hit this hard lol

Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today

O shit is was a layer on the radar. Tdil

How do you get forecast on my radar, only has radar for me.

Can’t find a forecast as good as wunderground and can’t find a radar as good as myradar. They live side by side on my phone

If you weren’t spending all your money on titties and drinks then maybe you would be somewhere by now

Death by bukkake. Wonder of the ice cream has a toxic or hallucinogenic property

Who could think to develope this scenic mountain range into an industrial complex. It wouldn’t be economical to establish utility and transportation infrastructure, let alone the private cost for each facility and the cost of exporting goods. It mkght be eligible for strip mining since you can pop the top and the shit falls right into the hopper while those mountain springs carry all the tailings away for you (see appalachia).

It is much easier to establish an industrial park in a level area, preferable near navigable water. Enter wetlands and low lying coastal forests. Avatar was dead on with this. They make for the most economical places to clear/drain, pave over and exploit. Distance to the port is a major factor in profit margins and long term savings can overcome development costs in shit areas (see New Orleans). Can’t stop the work.

The Gerbil goes up, the Gerbil cums down

The phone number is 4 digits. I realize we added area codes. I didn’t realize we had already done it once before that wet the other 3 digits.i wonder if they still have a xxx-xxx-3577 phone number floating around the company somewhere

So roughly how many pounds per cubic banana

Dungeon Crawler Carl agrees

Our universe is. We came along and applied morality to it

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There’s a college in Chicago, i think it’s IIT maybe, that used aerial photography to map out the student cow paths, then they redid all the sidewalks to incorporate those paths.

Edit: they ended up adding a building in a grassy area and maintained all the hall/walkways of the building in line with the sidewalks/cowpaths. Kinda neat.

It’s not a waffle stomp. It’s a noodle press

“Margaret, did you get your feet stuck in the deerpuss again?! God damnit Margaret, we talked about this.”