I’ve eaten it. It’s basically a slighty jazzed-up Dave’s single burger with a sauce I’ll call “interesting” instead of having their normal ketchup/mustard/mayo (personally hate mayo on burgers). It’s tangy with a little spice/zest (cayenne?) and I didn’t think it was great. Interesting novelty, but I won’t be having it again.

And batshit crazy weird. Let’s not forget that

So weird…

Or just pissing on it!

Then as a man, I choose to act like a girly-Man©. See? Has Man© and that symbol makes it official. That means I can do anything <‘ronswanson meme.jpg’> Checkmate. Easy victory

People of walmart…man, i just don’t know what to expect anymore. The Jerry Springer of superstores?

Ah yes

SMB had gay scenes?

Have we all agreed to a silly name for the hairstyle?
Was it “broccoli head”?

Buttery mails!

Right? Like does it come with good benefits and a 401k match too? I mean I’m already sold but the highwayman job is quite lacking in that space. Asking for a friend

Or some other mall ninja “gear”

More like the modern dark ages

And very punchable too

Right? I know Floridaman gets a lot of it but the whole “Florida or Ohio” is definitely a thing

Floridaman strikes again!

Ok you got me there so now I guess i better get to posting. Well done!

I know right? You show up and be like “One mansion, please” and the realtor says something like “sure, our cheapest one is $2M”.

So you reach into your pocket and out comes the exact change of $2m! Bust is it