Decoy321

Trolling or not, I’m not dealing with this nonsense. It gets out of control very quickly, so I’m nipping it in the bud whenever it shows up. Everyone, please report such comments as a rule 5 violation.

Goddamn, op. This is so shit that you’ve ruined humor for me today. Bravo.

Nah this is just trying to rationalize being a dick to your fellow human being who’s trying to park. The employee making min wage isn’t caring that the carts are further, it just means they can waste more time per trip.

If you actually wanted to do something against the corporation, you shop somewhere else.

For anyone unfamiliar, curing is a term for using salt and other ingredients to preserve/season food. The salt removes moisture, decreasing the ability for spoilage-inducing microbes to spread. Salmon is often cured to make it last longer.

I think that’s enough explaining of the joke, you get the rest.

duck confetti

🦆🎉?

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

If this starts another fuckin bean trend I’m committing mod abuse.

But it’s not written in gaelic gibberish?!

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es el bigote grande, perro, manteca.

Donde es el bibliotecha?

¿Donde está la biblioteca?

That’s a good rough estimate, but doesn’t account for varying factors, like gender and weight. It also makes assumptions about the alcohol content in your drinks.

For example, the usual BAC calculator assumes 1 serving is 0.6oz worth of straight alcohol. That equates to 1.5oz of 40% liquor, a 12oz beer that’s at 5%, or a 5oz glass of wine that’s at only 12%. So at my weight, two servings over an hour puts my BAC at just 0.03, which is under the limit to operate motor vehicles in many countries. To be clear, I NEVER drink and drive, even after just one drink. But I’m this hypothetical scenario, I’m quietly sitting down in a plane seat, not operating machinery.

2024

I’m helping!

This was, by far, the most thorough research I’ve ever seen here on LemmyShitpost. Well done!

The last time I flew, my flight was delayed 4 hours. 2 drinks per hour wouldn’t even put someone my size over the limit to operate a motor vehicle.

Fuck this guy.

Consider how long it takes to fly between each of those airports. I’ll be completely sober by landing, and ready for another couple rounds considering I’ve got two fucking layovers.

My dude, have you ever been on a flight that’s only 20 minutes?

I haven’t even gone throufh an airport terminal in only 20 minutes.

…I don’t get it. What am I looking at here?

Worst? Allow me to introduce you to King Cake Baby