There was an ice cream party for the company. Those who attended were laid off.

Defenestration. Throwing someone out of a window. Example the defenestration of prague

https://youtu.be/7pO39Sh6THg?si=BmOcfhOKk0jzjwxS

This video is really hilarious. Idk if it’s the same bridge or not. Also I know people on Lemmy don’t like links to YouTube but I don’t know how to do the thing.

Another commenter here above would just punch them in the mouth to fix that trouble maker. I wonder if they tried that.

To be fair in my experience it was the troublemakers assaulting me. Children were not a righteous social police force that punished and rewarded specific behaviors.

I feel like if you were the one “punching trouble makers in the mouth” you were probably also an asshole and it’s nice that you justify it to yourself this way I guess

I’m an American working in the u.s. for a company based in Germany. They have soooo many more days off than us. They’re out at least 3 months of the year before taking additional PTO. They like to bring their European values of work to the u s. But unfortunately that doesn’t mean that I get any more off time. I save all year from January to December and if I never took any of it my PTO amounts to 3 weeks. If you’re an American they have different standards for you because american work culture means getting fucked and hating your life lol.

That being said I still feel like the days I get are generous and I am happy and grateful. But that’s only because I used to get nothing at my old job. It’s only crappy if I compare to others which is the thief of joy and whatnot.

Super Mario world with my dad

Less than the rate of inflation 😮‍💨 guess I make less this year than last year.

You’re correct. Other than that they don’t really smell.

My mother bought them and gifted them to me, they came from a skunk breeder. She can’t understand that gifting someone an animal is not something anyone should ever do as it’s such a big commitment. Of course I love the skunk and she’s super sweet but still haha.

In my experience they’ve been pretty easy pets though. One wouldn’t think of them being better than a cat but my cats cause me much more stress than she does.

Sounds accurate. My mom has been having that volume of beer for dinner for years

Weirdly enough I’ve had two in my life and one currently. It’s definitely hard to approximate how their personality is as dog or cat. Cat is most similar of the two but really they’re a unique really weird thing lol. Mostly like a weird funny ferret haha

Oh they’re upset. They just buy it anyway. When I worked at McDonald’s people would freak tf out if the thing they always got went way up in price. But like, they still bought it. That day, and everyday after. They just know even though people are pissed it’s more expensive they’ll still pay. Same as like shitty streaming services

Exactly lol. That’s why currently stuck commuting a bit more than 3 hours a day round trip to work smh

20k. I live in a shit hole

Wtf how

Ayy same.

From my point of view this is true. Except for the world slowly becoming physically unlivable to our species this is a phenomenon while not entirely new, true, has ramped up faster than ever before

This is a very good point for some reason I’d not considered

I used to be gold and platinum but I think the ranking system is broken because I’m as good as I ever was and am consistently bronze -__-