Russian, he’s Putin’s GoodBoy

Thanks. Gonna be a long day.

Imagine all the bed bugs

Russia pays good money

Ride - Nowhere

Oh shit. Ha! Thanks.

It’s great for homemade pizza

Thanks!

I was thinking heat miser and snow miser

Interrobang sounds like something from a porno about police work.

“Did you question the suspect?”

“Yeah, Chief, we interrobanged him and got the info.”

And what a lovely paragraph about it. Thank you.

This just in, Israel shipping phones to Iran

Tbu?

Goddamn Americans, oh wait, that’s me

If Harris ins a small percentage of MAGA doughebags will embarrass the GOP further by getting violent. It will be over after a few days.

Ok, let’s do a test run on you

Simple Plan is a great movie

Mid tide?

Religionheads are the worst

The Artist Formerly Known As Cake Day or TAFKACD if you’re into the whole brevity thing.