El Barto

Forbidden lettuce.

I don’t remember that version of Meghan Trainors song.

I knew I was right to blame society for everything!

It’s still made by Google, tho, so can you really trust that there’s no hidden shit? This is a company that is trying to create a monopoly over website access.

Any Web browser that claims privacy and security while using chromium as its base isn’t worth the risk, they may have implemented fixes and added their own proprietary code, but it’s still chromium and Google most likely hides a bunch of stuff from devs so they can’t mess with it.

Brave is a chromium based browser, so maybe chromium sends out something that let’s recaptcha know what’s going on.

Plants: shower

Masturbation: Jet on full.

Soon, let them stab themselves some more.

Shhh, you’ll make people notice that it’s local powers attacking our rights and not some evil foreign power of the week.

If people would interact with others as they would do face to face.

Man, I’d never say anything online if I did that.

I hate it, I’m quite ticklish and growing up my family thought it was fun to tickle me because I would always laugh loud and Wrigley around, that’s only because it didn’t feel nice like I assume other people feel, it hurt a bit to be tickled and when it’s getting done for long enough it makes you cry, yeah tickling can fuck right off, I’ll fight you now if you try.

When you make your hobby your job.

Don’t you know you’re supposed to dissect every single frame of a movie, so you can point out all of the inaccuracies and vaguely relevant plot holes!

Xitter is pronounced Shitter, like the Chinese president.

Pffft amateur…

Jar Jar Binks was a great character.

He’s just some Linus that we used to know.

Well come on in Jeffrey, there’s always room for you here!

Holy shit, it’s you!

It’s the best of both worlds!

Someone needs a cookie and a nap I see.